I am a precocious teenager living in Nebraska, an avid reader, and a from-afar-admirer.
Main things that I'll reblog:
Really bad, yet hilarious, puns and jokes.
I like Doctor Who (before Moffat ruined it), Sherlock, and a lot of other, different TV shows.
You should follow me because I'm a nice person and that would be really nice of you. :)
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS
#ARE THOSE FIREWORKS OR GUNSHOTS?#EITHER WAY ITS PROBABLY SOMETHING ILLEGAL
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”