Looking For Alaska SPOILERS in One Conversation (sorta kinda spoilers)
- Pudge: OMG, Dead people's last words are so coollike.
- Pudge: Ugh, Florida's so boring. LETS GO TO BOARDING SCHOOL!
- Colonel: Ugh, Drinking beer is so mainstream. Here's some vodka poured in a jug of milk.
- Alaska Young: Have you ever wondered about the labrynith that is life? You do that, Ima go have some vodka and smoke a ton.
- Pudge: :O I LOVE YOU
- Alaska: I HATE ME.
- Takumi: I am the motherf**king fox. PWNED.
- Lara: Nerdy skinny boys who puke on me are cute. BLOWJOB TIME!
- Spoiler occurs
- Pudge and Colonel: THIS HAPPENED FOR A REASON AND WE ARE GOING TO FIND OUT.
- Pudge: JK we didn't find out, but we'll move on despite our loss. I will not succumb to self-hatred.
- *All of the above is a joke. LFA is my favorite book, but I felt like joking around. No offense intended*
- (Best part: boys who puke on me are cute. Blowjob time!)