spaceoctopi: Took me a second to remember the...
my thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: the fuck is that
me: the fuck are you
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
plasticoctopus: TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
president snow: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
peeta: TO BAKE SOME BUNS
haymitch: DID THEY SEND ME TRIBUTES WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM?
effie: you're the saddest bunch i ever met but you can bet, before we're through
haymitch: THAT I'LL
MAKE A VICTOR
OUT OF YOOOUUUU
effie, octavia, portia and flavius: stylish as the capitol-
cinna: BUT ON FIRE WITHIN
haymitch: once you earn your sponsors, you'll be SURE TO WIN
effie: you are a spineless
octavia and portia: PALE
flavius: and pathetic lot
haymitch: aND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUEEEE
MAKE A VICTOR OUT OF YOOUUUU
adults: any thoughts on careers?
me: marvel was an asshole
me: but I like cato
me: what kind of name is glimmer
me: I'd hate to be in an arena with clove
me: oh you mean a job
Reblog if you've actually read The Hunger Games...
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Here’s some advice. Stay alive.: imagine if... →
imagine if peeta’s dad was a butcher not a baker his name could be meeta if peeta’s dad sold vegetables his name could be beeta if peeta’s dad owned a zoo his name could be cheeta if peeta’s dad was on a welcoming committee his name could be greeta if peeta’s dad…
feferihipstersparkles: skaianbattlefield: pizzaforpresident: I AM FUCKING CRYING crap i just laughed so hard oh ym god
princess-pimento: averyfreshprince: i...
The shortest horror story ever:
milesjai: President Santorum.
ruvy: This is perfect.
The four words that made me super excited:
nathanthenerd: ‘New Companion Revealed Tomorrow’
leasbreasts: what’s cinna’s last name? mon.
hussiebot: cherry-flavored-stripper: queerard: ifallelsefailsmovetohogwarts: wesleh: queerard: “It’s a nice day out today, I think I might open up the windows.” “I feel like being healthy today, I think I’ll grab an apple!” ” i’m feeling a bit hungry, I might go for a big mac” i swear to god “I think I’ll go to the gateway today.” i need to take a shit
alwaysblind: its due tomorrow hurry
in the year 6057
historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood