April 2012
79 posts
spaceoctopi:
Took me a second to remember the...
March 2012
96 posts
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: the fuck is that
me: the fuck are you
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
plasticoctopus:
TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
president snow: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
peeta: TO BAKE SOME BUNS
haymitch: DID THEY SEND ME TRIBUTES WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM?
effie: you're the saddest bunch i ever met but you can bet, before we're through
haymitch: THAT I'LL
MAKE A VICTOR
OUT OF YOOOUUUU
effie, octavia, portia and flavius: stylish as the capitol-
cinna: BUT ON FIRE WITHIN
haymitch: once you earn your sponsors, you'll be SURE TO WIN
effie: you are a spineless
octavia and portia: PALE
flavius: and pathetic lot
haymitch: aND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUEEEE
SOMEHOW I'LL
MAKE A VICTOR OUT OF YOOUUUU
katniss: um
adults: any thoughts on careers?
me: marvel was an asshole
adults:
me: but I like cato
adults:
me: what kind of name is glimmer
adults:
me: I'd hate to be in an arena with clove
adults:
me:
adults:
me:
adults:
me: oh you mean a job
Reblog if you've actually read The Hunger Games...
you can literally photoshop a dick in every one of...
tiki92090:
makeyourheartdrop:
yaichiko:
deadlybearhug:
rgnrd:
deadlybearhug:
you can literally photoshop a dick in every one of these pictures
Woah, look, you were right.
best
wheezing
ahahahhahhahaha
Here’s some advice. Stay alive.: imagine if... →
imagine if peeta’s dad was a butcher not a baker
his name could be meeta
if peeta’s dad sold vegetables
his name could be beeta
if peeta’s dad owned a zoo
his name could be cheeta
if peeta’s dad was on a welcoming committee
his name could be greeta
if peeta’s dad…
Watchfeferihipstersparkles:
skaianbattlefield:
pizzaforpresident:
I AM FUCKING CRYING
crap i just laughed so hard
oh ym god
princess-pimento:
averyfreshprince:
i...
The shortest horror story ever:
milesjai:
President Santorum.
Watchruvy:
This is perfect.
louistomlinnson:
The four words that made me super excited:
nathanthenerd:
‘New Companion Revealed Tomorrow’
leasbreasts:
what’s cinna’s last name?
mon.
hussiebot:
cherry-flavored-stripper:
queerard:
ifallelsefailsmovetohogwarts:
wesleh:
queerard:
“It’s a nice day out today, I think I might open up the windows.”
“I feel like being healthy today, I think I’ll grab an apple!”
” i’m feeling a bit hungry, I might go for a big mac”
i swear to god
“I think I’ll go to the gateway today.”
i need to take a shit
alwaysblind:
its due tomorrow hurry
3 tags
in the year 6057
historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood
