May 2012
64 posts
April 2012
79 posts
Watchstoned-legilimency:
imaslytherinbitch:
amantes-amentes:
pinkfloydqueen:
societydefinedbeauty:
when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac.
always reblog
dying of cute
i’m gonna have so many babies because of this child’s cuteness just hoping ONE of them turns out like that.
eff yeah nerdfighters!: Four YouTubers Walk Into... →
edwardspoonhands:
I just want to write down this story to ensure that I never forget it.
Yesterday, Charlie, Michael, Katherine, and I went on a hike in the Bitterroot Valley. This is about an hour south of Missoula, where Montana goes from being a semi-metropolitan, liberal college town,…
store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
Reblog if you'd go here if it was real.
lostinthe-marianastrench:
dinosaurific:
Classes would be fandoms. And there would be subjects about memes and fangirling and keyboard smashing and coping with FEELS.
I WANT GO!!!!!!!
this would be the most amazing place in the world. omg my god. we’re making this.
The Hunger Games characters described in gifs
herroharrypotter:
unluckyconqueror:
Katniss:
Peeta:
Gale:
Haymitch:
President Snow:
Finnick:
Johanna:
eurdisjvdnv ACCURATE.
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
nowimfreakinafrica:
somebodybemybuddyback:
hyrulian-feminist:
toomuchtaylor:
middle-east-beast:
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
Ginny went in alone and ended up held hostage in the Chamber of Secrets by Tom Riddle
Moral of this story: If...
Watchkittykeoko:
prussian-chest-hair:
your-nerd-hero:
adriofthedead:
sleeplikedeadmen:
marioninstitutionformentalhealth:
iamjustacoat:
tccooksshit:
demonsistersruru:
randomredux:
fanaticality:
supercomputer:
phaibooty:
Wow.
Pardon my French - fuckin’ hell, that was moving.
Oh…oh my. Even if I could word this properly, there are no words to describe the truth of a video...
dongcity:
shutupbemerry:
dadsgladtoday:
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tardishouseparty:
sometimes i feel sad
but then i remember that fairly odd parents had canon mpreg
Augustus Waters: hey i just met you
Augustus Waters: and this is crazy
Augustus Waters: but i think you're really pretty and you remind me of my dead ex and natalie portman as well and i really want you to come over my house and watch v for vendetta with me even though we barely know each other and i want to take you to amsterdam so you can live your dream because life is fleeting and my number's in this book
Augustus Waters: so call me maybe
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butthorn:
I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
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#this is a movie #that exists
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“Who am I? Who am I?”
A dramatic Shakespearean response to every...
When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
When I'm doing the laundry: OUT, damned spot!
11 year old: I really like the Hunger Games, I can't wait to see the movie!
me: have you read the books?
11 year old: no, this is the 21st century, no one reads books any more!!!
me:
barack obama:
suzanne collins:
jk rowling:
cavemen:
the world:
aliens:
sheep:
omg photogenic guys laugh???
omg photogenic guys laugh???
omg photogenic guys laugh???
omg photogenic guys laugh???
