Taylor :)

askinnyblackman:

circasurvived:

flyingscotsman:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

sweet jesus

the puns

You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?

That’s my favorite part of reading. 

ifyoucarryonthisway:

how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane

tonysboypussy:

stevesboypussy:

thegleefulhouseelf:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

hey americans have fun paying your health care

we were just teasing you about school

too far canada

too

far

not cool bro

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

_{I see a little silhouetto of a man}

Scara^MOUCHE scara^MOUCHE 

Will you do the fan^dango?

ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ　ＡＮＤ　ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ

ＶＥＲＹ　ＶＥＲＹ　ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ　

Me!

^Galileo,_Galileo

^Galileo,_Galileo 

Galileo, Figaro

magnificoo^oooooo_ooo~ 

i-o-u-a-fall:

chroniclesofpanem:

tunadeluna:

ninejuanjuan:

bromofasho:

nigga-chan:

nicoosuxx:

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

Remember when people cared about Kony?

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

Remember the Alamo?

Remember the Titans?

remember who you are

cdr-alisha-shepard:

thatmurderousasshole:

captain-kimber:

deserthooker:

hold-you-in-my-arms:

the-glorious-ponds:

1. Open this tab.
2. Open this tab.
3. Open this tab.

DO IT

this is legit guys…. OH GOD what have I done… this will be me all day… I regret nothing.

omg my reactions summed up in a picture

Did I just turn black and white?

Drinking green tea out of a “Keep calm and carry on” mug while doing this… I think I just won the game.

THIS MADE MY NIGHT, DO IT.

Oh my god this is amazing~!