eponiner: So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK. #WHERE’S THE FUCKING REST
kissedmequiteinsane: the-runawayartist: aurorashighonlife: sometimelow: alangwiggy: Not even gonna lie, but that was a brilliant advertisement i have chills best commercial :’) when commercials make you want to cry
The absolute worst things in the world.
kchow510: jimmmyhoang: idiot-sync-erratic: thefunnygentleman: this is disturbing. omfg what sick bastard took these pictures? LOLOL lmfaoooo
I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. “whats a movie” he probably wouldn’t be into anything that requires him going to a theater
di-g-lestrade: thepizzallama: ...
heathyr: I hate it when you just randomly get hit with crippling embarrassment over something you did years ago and you’re writhing with your hands over your face trying to tell the memory to go away omg shut the fuck up
Why we should use the Oxford Comma
au-nat-urelle: incitatus-ebooks: tenderstatue: bowtiesinthedungeon: A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that: “highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”. Forever reblog. okay fine i’ll start using the oxford comma i’m convinced VINDICATION
sebastianthedog: you dont know pain unless youve tied your hair with a rubberband and then tried to take it out
cybergay: I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU
vrban: What Makes You Beautiful- Napolean Dynamite I cannot
I was really disappointed when I turned 16 and my grandmother didn’t tell me I was the crown princess of genovia
When you go to a friend's house to stay the night...
an-idiosyncratic-method: You know the one. It’s made of wool. It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience. But it’s not. Every house has one. It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down coming out of it, but make no mistake. The scratchy blanket is there. And it waits.
barackfuckingobama: forestofdean: lindsaylohanthony: boogo: h e lp……….. you will get your period soon OMFG I literally can’t breathe what
twentysomethinghussy: There’s no bigger turn off for me than when you ask someone what their favorite books are and they respond “I don’t read.”
tommilsom: So I’ve been doing a lot of fun...
Harry Potter as a teen comedy… Now that was brilliant.
butt-0ns: I downloaded smells like teen spirit...
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000
1. Say “Unh!” 2. Mumble 3 Spanish words 3. List 4 cities You just made a Pitbull song.